When you are born with sex appeal
In the forest called Hollywood
You'll find more wolves at your back door
Than that Little Red Riding Hood
Now, she and her little old grandma
Could've learned from the men I've dated
That a wolf can be quite a devotee
Once he's domesticated
Here's a lesson they should teach in school
When a girl gets curvy and the boys all drool
If math and science just ain't your style
Just give that teacher a wink and a smile
For a passing grade, you won't have to wait
And you can thank him later when you graduate
'Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl (Ah-ooh)
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl
If a nice diploma you wanna get
Well, then make that teacher the students' pet
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl
You never know where a wolf might crouch
But his natural habitat's the casting couch
So take lots of pictures of the wildlife
To tell the wolf you could share with his wife
The hunter gets captured by the game
Then Leo the Lion will be roaring your name
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl (Ah-ooh)
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl
If your face and figure are whistle bait
Then honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl
Three little piggies who had it wrong
When the wolf came knocking with that old song
He was huffing and puffing, saying "Marilyn, I gotcha"
I said "Come on in and I'll put on Sinatra"
Oh, Frankie!
A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys
But he really is just one of the boys
If you've got something for which he's craving
It sure is good that he's been saving
Be a fan, give his cheek a peck
Forget his autograph, find a cashier's check
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl (Ah-ooh)
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl
Even if that wolf's just a gray old goat
He still will make a nice fur coat
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl
Go, baby, go!
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl (Ah-ooh)
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl
This wolf looks like he's ready to dine
Tell me, where can I sign on the dotted line?
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl
Oh, yeah
